[Dear You. . .]

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Snow,

PLEASE STOP.

Megan

[cassiesmom]

Dear I Love My Abby Girl, [[[[[[[[[[[HUGS]]]]]]]]]

Dear Pembroke Corgi, I hope your house purchase is a success!

Dear Potential Husband, I wish you'd show up soon! Being single stinks!

Dear Spring, please hurry!

Dear God,
After several interviews that haven't gone my way, I think I'm finally getting it that You want me to stay where I am. So, please help me to have the self control to do what's necessary. I know exactly what that is and still avoid doing it. Mornings are so hard for me, God. Please help me get my head together. And please help me to find a doctor who can help.

And thank you for my Pet Talk friends who make me smile with their words and photographs. Please let them know what a blessing they are to me.

Thank you, Amen
Elyse

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear German Shepherd that tried to maul me today at work,

NOT FUNNY.

I put you in the tub, put the noose over your head to keep you IN said tub, and proceeded to turn on the water.

As the water made contact with your body, you SCREAMED. Not barking, howling, or whining. SCREAMING. You then proceeded to thrash your entire body around the tub. Me, fearing you would hurt yourself or me, grabbed you by the scruff of the neck, thinking it would calm you and put you into some sort of submissive-like state.

NOT.

You started thrashing even harder, and I swear you were screaming, "DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!" So I stopped the water, stepped back, and you started LUNGING at me.

I took breaths, counted to ten, anything to keep myself from possibly strangling you. I came back to the tub and tried again. I got you completely wet (at myself included) and started to shampoo you.

Then you were okay. But as soon as that water hit your skin, you SCREAMED again, even louder.

(I swear, I wasn't using the acid water.)

Finally, as I was trying to dry you with the dryer, you felt it darn necessary to TEAR the safety release on the noose and LEAP out of the tub ON TOP of me.

Mind you, you're "only 90 pounds" and a SOAKING WET GERMAN SHEPHERD.

In the end, you got scruffed again, towel dried and dragged to your kennel. I ended up with two cuts on my hands and every part of my body was drenched.

Thanks for nothing. Tell your dad he should have brought you in as a puppy so you got used to grooming.

You suck,
Megan

[dukedogsmom]

Dear Megan,
Did you ever think that the wonderful dad might be abusing the poor dog?


Dear Stacie,
You are not only someone who keeps my nails beautiful at all times. You are also a great friend!

[dukedogsmom]

Dear Dasher,
Why did you have to chew on your foot and possibly chrew out at least one stitch? Now, I'm so upset, I get to cry myself to sleep.
Your disappointed mom

[Aspen and Misty]

Dear people who bring their dog's to my work,

I promise to treat your dog like my own
I promise to always keep soft bedding in there room
I promise to follow your instructions, no matter what they are
I promise to keep your dog safe, even if that puts me in danger
I promise to not leave your pet if they are ever nervous or unsure
More than anything else, I promise to love your dog every moment you are not with them.

Love,
The person who cares for your pet while you are on vacation

[pitc9]

Dear me,

Happy 10,000 posts!!
You GO Girl!

[Husky_mom]

not so dear

mother&%·.....inlaw

why do you get it on me? have a problem? don´t like me? don´t like the way i do things?.... YOUR PROBLEM!!

don´t mess with me or my family... mind YOUR own bussiness!!

just the other day you came to MY house why TF were you inspecting EVERY inch of it??!! even the fridge!! WTF is YOUR problem!!...

and you dare to judge me over stuff YOU do and even YOU promote you say my kid watches too much TV.... well let me tell you I allow him Tv for 2 hours top spread along the day... adn when hes´at YOUR house it´s like 24/7 of TV.... how come you try and make me feel guilty?? and also the cartoons I let him watch are nice and according to his age.... what do you let him see?? violent cartoons and those not suited for his age... wonder who´s wrong here??

I´m so mad right now (I´ve never liked you, but I tolerate you) hubby went on a trip and because he was leaving so early my kid slept over with you so we didn´t take him out so early.... when I went to pick hm up for school you were driving him too...that was fine until.... I went to pick him from school and you had already picked him!! why would you do that??!! I AM HIS MOTHER!!! NOT YOU!!!... why do you think you can keep him and take advantage now that hubby is not here and knowing I won´t fight you for my own family sake... as I don´t give a damn about you!!...

don´t like how I raise my kid?... I DON´T CARE!!! you had your chance in raising your own, let ME raise mine!!!

I want my kid back!!!

arrrggg!!! what a nasty mother ****inlaw

see ya soon,
me

P.S. I´m off to pick him up and I better walk out of there with him, otherwise I´ll only get madder and you´ll be closer to see my not-so-nice side..... yeah I have a much meaner side other than the one you hate which is my nicer side.....beware......

[beeniesmom]

Dear people who bring their dog's to my work,

I promise to treat your dog like my own
I promise to always keep soft bedding in there room
I promise to follow your instructions, no matter what they are
I promise to keep your dog safe, even if that puts me in danger
I promise to not leave your pet if they are ever nervous or unsure
More than anything else, I promise to love your dog every moment you are not with them.

Love,
The person who cares for your pet while you are on vacation

Wow, I've never left my two with anyone but if you were closer I would certainly leave them with you.
That is a great letter.

[animal_rescue]

Dear Matt,

Thanks for the pity text but uh I can definitely do without them. I'm getting over you slowly but surely... maybe we can actually be friends eventually. But I know not anytime soon, that's for sure.

Megan

[kittycats_delight]

Dear Nosey A$$ Old Man, (FIL)

Why do you have to put your grubby hands and nose into everything. I made supper last night a particular way cause that is how we like it. You never eat it anyway. Everyone who ate it loved it. I did NOT want tomato in my ground turkey and vegetable pasta. YET...you trot your fat arse home at 5:30 am and proceed to put $%&£#@! tomato into MY leftover pasta. AND then do NOT eat it. You simply HAD to have it YOUR way cause YOUR way is BETTER!!!! Says who???? YOU no one else but YOU!!!! I was going to reheat that pasta for your son today when he got home from work. Instead that pasta will end up in the garbage cause NO ONE will eat it NOW!!!! We are not that bloody well off that you can play chef when you don't know what the HELL you are doing most of the time. This is the second meal in less than 2 weeks you have ruined but ADDING your touch to it. IF we wanted your touch we wouldn't make it OUR way!!!

In future keep your %$&£?#@! hands and 'gourmet' ideas to yourself. You want to play chef get your own food to do it with. Not something I have spent my time and money on to make!!! GET IT!!!!


YOUR VERY PISSED OFF DIL
Michelle

PS....When I say don't give MY dog your food scraps DON'T DO IT!!!! She is my dog and I don't need extra vet bills because you have given her things she shouldn't have a things that can make her ill!!!! Just because you think and feel pasta can be a staple diet for a dog doesn't mean it is and doesn't mean MY DOG will live on it. Mind you own damned business and stay out of mine!!!

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Mom,

John's been cheating on you. You found out, now you cry all the time.

HE'S NOT WORTH IT.

Mom, I know you've done bad things to me and this family. You cheated on dad, now John's been cheating on you and you know how it feels. I hate seeing you hurt like this. I love you mom, but you need to get rid of John. He's USING you, mom.

Please feel better and have the guts to drop him. NOW.

Love,
Meg

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Butch,

You're leaving the sandbox in 27 days. Thank god. April 2nd can't come soon enough.

But I'm worried about you.

Last night, you told me that you were out on a three-day mission. You said that almost an entire troop had been killed, merely a half hour down the road from where you were going.

I'm so scared for you. You're clearly upset. I pray every day that you can make it through the next month and come home safe.

I love you.

Love,
Megan

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Brett Favre,

I love you.

I'll miss you, so so much.

Tears,
A Dedicated Fan

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Thread,

I've missed you.
It's time you come back.

Yours,
Megan

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Dear Mother Nature,

WHY IN GOD'S NAME WOULD YOU MAKE IT SNOW TODAY?!?!?! Are you CONFUSED or something?!?!

What a sick, sick joke.

Despise,
Megan

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Dear Jay,

Rot in jail.
I don't need you.

I am SO much better than I was. Yeah, you made me happy, but you are one sick, twisted man.

You deserve prison.

I am so much better than the way you made me feel.
I deserve to be happy.

Have fun.

Worst Wishes,
Ex-Butthead

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Dear Gavin,

I LOVE you.
More than anyone in the world.

Even though you won't kiss me anymore because 4-year-olds don't kiss their aunts.

I love you, baby.

Love,
Megan

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