Originally Posted by
Cinder & Smoke
You can still have your Turkey Dinner ...
Just tell Mom to toss yours in the Blender for a few minutes,
then add some Vodka for "gravey" ... and Sipp it down with a big straw.
Now that's my kind of turkey dinner!!!!
Kelly, I story and not meaning to scare you and keep in mind this happened before you were born....yeah, that long ago.....1971 to be exact!
I had all four of my teeth pulled at once. The 4 beautiful pink pills they gave me an hour ahead of time helped to take me "far far away". Trouble is, after the sir jury oral hygiene was not emphasized by the dentist, at least not to me that is. So I had mine pulled on a Thursday. By Saturday I was in so much pain I was ready to die. Another trip to the dentist proved that my gums had become badly infected (yes all 4) and I had to have them all cut open again, drained and cleansed and stitched up again. Never in my life have I experienced so much pain all at once....not even my cancer sir jury last year.
Now, things have changed alot since then but one thing remains the same. Rinse, rinse, and more rinsing. If you can't open your mouth wide enough to fit in a toothbrush, then have your Mom buy some oral rinse. Oh yes, and did I say rinse??
...and yes, I had to suck blenderized food through a straw for about a week but my circumstances were different.
Thinking of you today sweetie!!! Please come and post an update if you feel like it.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
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