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    Dear PT...

    I'm in need of a new home and FAST!! I know my mom acts like she loves me and takes good care of me, but in actuality it's a LIE! In fact she's so awful that I can't handle it anymore.

    Remember this, "Hold It"?



    Well now my mom has it in her head to teach me a new version of "Hold It" thanks to Auntie Kay!
    (Oh and btw I'm all wet because I had a bath right before this, can you believe that?! A Bath AND having to learn a new trick! BLEH)
    Holding my toothbrush




    And my toothpaste




    Now here comes the worst part!
    "To all the dogs I've loved before...Who traveled in & out my door...I'm glad you came along...I dedicate this song to all the dogs I've loved before"

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    Holding Treats!










    Luckily I did get to eat them after she said OK!




    So yes PT I am looking for a new home now! I refuse to live with the crazy chick anymore. I'm 6 years young and know many tricks thanks to el loca. Loves long walks on the beach and cuddling on the couch. Any takers???
    "To all the dogs I've loved before...Who traveled in & out my door...I'm glad you came along...I dedicate this song to all the dogs I've loved before"

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    Aw Maggie, this looks like a much more fun "hold." At least you get to taste the treatsies, yum. And I bet you have your couch all worn in to fit you perfectly for cuddle sessions. No, I think you better stay right where you are.

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    Oh, poor baby! How do you feel about bunnies? Hmmm, shall I mail you a disguise so you can sneak on a bus East?

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    Aw, sweetheart, you poor thing. You can come stay with us anytime, just remember to pack your toothbrush!

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    Oh Maggie, I'm so sorry I gave your mom such bad ideas. You sure do look cute though. Hehe, my pups have the same toothpaste.

    ~Kay, Athena, Ace, Kiara, Mufasa, & Alice!
    "So baby take a axe to your makeup kit
    Set ablaze the billboards and their advertisements
    Love with all your hearts and never forget
    How good it feels to be alive
    And strive for your desire"

    -rx bandits

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    Ah Maggie, she sure is "El loca." She put the wrong end of the brush in your mouth!
    .

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    Poor Maggie- first a bath then the torture of treats!! How do you cope?

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    Dear Maggie! You poor Dobie girl! How dare your mum do things like this and say she loves you! You can come live with me and my pups anytime!
    Owned by two little pastries!


    REST IN PEACE GRACIE. NOT A DAY GOES BY THAT I DON'T MISS YOU.

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    Mags your ticket is at the airport.....Rusty and Quoia say they will leave you the best spot on the couch after the Aboose you have dealt with.......I will take this up with your crazy Mum.. Silly woman what was she thinking? Holding TREATS???? and haveing to brush your own teeth!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    Hmm I wonder what's up with Maggie. She's been mumbling something all day about traveling around the country. Her stuff is in a pile and ready to be packed?

    We worked some more on the "Hold It" command tonight. Definitely improvement!
    I have such a smart girl. <3
    "To all the dogs I've loved before...Who traveled in & out my door...I'm glad you came along...I dedicate this song to all the dogs I've loved before"

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    Poor girl...how could your Mommy torture you like that! Doesn't she know treats are for eating and not to stare at. Poor baby. Come visit whenever you like. There are unlimited treats at my house. (and I won't make you "hold" them)
    Thank you so much for my siggy, kittycats_delight!

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    Maggie honey quickly put your things in your satchel ............... I won't tell Mommy you are here! but shhhhhh she heard your mumblings beautiful girl!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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