Picking on Texas again are you?? I am still laughing my butttt off.. What would we do without little Bushy Bush people??
Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
An Israeli doctor says:

'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says:

'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says:

'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor from Texas , not to be outdone, says:

'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'