Boots duz jewelry, too ~
Our Boots, the Kat, duz the jewelry stuff - as well as pens, silverware, toofy brushes, pocket combs, change, pager batteries, pagers, and even the cell phone!
Cell dinger went off wun nite;
Dad jumpz up wunderin wehre he parked it inna Ranch??
It'z *chirpin* away - soundin kinda distant.
Dad covers the house, checkin all the usual parkin spotz - when it quitz *chirpin* kuz the voice mail answered it... NUTZ ! Took four phone calls to it affore Dad tracked it down - unner the couch in a klump of fur fluff!
Kat luvz swipin Dad's Fire Shirt jewelry ~
Ebery time Dad warshes the shirt, he hasta take off the badge, name plate an rank pins. He alluz takes the stuff off an putz it onna dresser (WHEN will he learn )?
Kat neber bothers em till he sees Dad runnin round roundin up uneyform pieces; jumpz up onna dresser an *kockey-pucks* wunna the fire pins onta the floor. Then it'z a mad dash downna hall and **GOAL** as he *swats* the pin under a hunka furniture!! It'za reel cirkus watchin Dad turn the Ranch upyside down lookin for that missin Fire pin!!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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