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Thread: Best Ass in town!!

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    Best Ass in town!!

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
    pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
    again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
    pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
    paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
    the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
    next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
    the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper
    read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the
    headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE


    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring
    you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and
    enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot
    happier and live longer!

    Have a nice day!!
    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    Ain't that the truth! LOL
    To train a dog you have to think like a dog!

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    Hahahahahaha!

    Zimbabwe 07/13


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    Lmao.

    Thanks Jess for the great sig of my kids!


    I love you baby, passed away 03/04/2008

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    When I just read the title, I was wondering if you were bragging or what!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be

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    Thanks ~Jessie~

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    Hilarious!
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    This was the absolute PERFECT advice for whats been going on today, thank you SO much for posting this!


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    Great Advice
    Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~

    I"VE BEEN FROSTED

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    haha cute! Thanks for sharing, I needed a laugh today.
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