Why Parents Age So Fast

**NicoleLJ** · 03-18-2007, 08:44 PM

I friend of mine sent me this and I laughed so hard tears ran down my face. I just had to share.

WHY PARENTS AGE SO FAST....
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ."

"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy , " whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME "

If my child ever did this I would pull out all my hair. lol
Nicole

**critter crazy** · 03-18-2007, 08:52 PM

Roflmao!!!!:d :d :d :d

**Lady's Human** · 03-18-2007, 09:01 PM

Don't give Axel any ideas!!!!!!!

**sparks19** · 03-18-2007, 09:03 PM

HAHAHAHA Oh my goodness. Is it too late for me to return this child? LOL

**BC_MoM** · 03-18-2007, 09:47 PM

LOL!!! That's hilarious!

**Cinder & Smoke** · 03-18-2007, 10:19 PM

Been there; Dun that!

(We hadn't got to the HoptyCopter, yet.)

Few years ago the FD responded to the Corps of Engineers Campground for a
"Lost Child" search.
Couple hours of stompin through the woods with 2 other FDs, the Rangers, some
Sheriff Deputies, and a bunch of campers ... we we turning over the same leaves & twigs
that we looked under before ... NUFFIN! Where could the Kid BE?
He was #4 of 4 - and couldn't have gone THAT far on his own.

We'd gone back to his campsite to talk to Mom & Dad ...
I looked up towards their pop-up camper trailer and saw ...
a very *sleepy* lil kid toddling through the doorway and down the steps.

WHO is THAT?
I knew what #1, #2, and #3 looked like - but I'd never seen "Sleepy" ...
Turned out "Sleepy" was in fact our "missing" #4.

WHERE have you BEEN?

"Sleepin, Mom." ... WHERE???

He ...

He had decided to take a nap in the OTHER END of the pop-up on the Sisters' bunk -
rather than the Boys' bunk!

Momo: Check ALL the beds!

**king2005** · 03-19-2007, 09:28 AM

hahahaha

**Sirrahsim** · 03-19-2007, 09:40 AM

Wow...

**Kalei** · 03-19-2007, 09:56 AM

Oh my gosh that is hilarious! I would freak if I had a child and they did that to me lol. No wonder gray hairs come fast on parents.

**lizbud** · 03-19-2007, 10:51 AM

Kids.

**Sevaede** · 03-19-2007, 09:16 PM

I swear my cats do this all the time!

**BCollie_Kelly** · 03-19-2007, 10:25 PM

LOL! Thats great!

**jackmilliesmom** · 03-20-2007, 05:08 AM

This is an old joke here it was told to many audiences by one of our comedians a guy called Brendan Grace, he is a really funny guy you should check him out you will know its him he is a big man with a beard and a lovely warm face. Google him and check out some of his other material what a character you should check out his Bottler character or his father of the bride one but some of them are good we get the humour because his characters are based on inner city Dublin people ...... he is great craic and gas