A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked
its weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder
this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know", she said, "I'M HIS GRANDMA", but I'm
glad I came.
Hehehehe....Wombat
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