Why men lie!
> One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of
> a tree above a
> river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried
> out, the Lord
> appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
>
> The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen
> into water, and he
> needed the axe to make his living.
>
> The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
> with a golden axe.
> "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
> The woodcutter replied, "No."
>
> The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
> axe.
> "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
> Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
>
> The Lord went down again and came up with an iron
> axe.
> "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
> The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
>
> The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
> him all three axes
> to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
>
> Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his
> wife along the
> riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
> When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and
> asked him, "Why are you
> crying?"
>
> "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
>
> The Lord went down into the water and came up with
> Jennifer Lopez.
> "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
> "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
>
> The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an
> untruth!"
>
> The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
> It is a
> misunderstanding.
> You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
> would have come up
> with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
> Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come
> up with my wife.
>
> Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all
> three to me.
> Lord, I am a poor man, and I am not able to take
> care of all three
> wives,
> so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Jennifer Lopez."
>
> The moral of this story is: whenever a man lies, it
> is for a good and
> honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
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