An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat
was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast
tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth
to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out,
"Oh, my God! Please help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist
hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought
you didn't believe in Me!" "Come on God, give me a break!" the man
pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
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