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  1. 09-17-2003, 01:01 PM #1
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    How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
    out bulb

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
    Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
    dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
    perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
    situation.

    Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
    time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb

    Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

    Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
    circle...

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

    Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
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  2. 09-17-2003, 02:26 PM #2
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    Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

    Originally posted by pitc9
    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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    Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

    Originally posted by pitc9

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



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    Harley is only a Jack Russell mix and this couldn't be more true!
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  4. 09-17-2003, 05:08 PM #4
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    Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

    Originally posted by pitc9


    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
    Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    That is Riley!!!!!!!
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  5. 09-17-2003, 05:10 PM #5
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    That is so funny! And they are true to the breeds, too. Duke's mostly German Shepherd. Didn't see a Chow in that, though. Wonder what they would do?

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    hahaha

    Good one!
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    Cute!
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    I wish there was a pug up there, but I know what it would say. "I'll just wait for my mom to do it"
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    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? >>>>>

    That's Rocky.


    Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. >>>>>

    That's Pepper.




    Those were cute.


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    Re: How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

    Originally posted by pitc9
    Rottweiler: Make me.
    heehee
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