Funny Cat Story

[bookitty1231]

Recently my kitten Wylie did something that I just had to tell you all about. I was sitting one night watching TV and eating popcorn with Wylie in my lap. After a while I noticed he had eaten through the bottom of the bag and was helping himself to the popcorn. I told him no and put him down in the floor, he tried several times to get back up but I kept putting him back in the floor and telling him no. I guess then he decided it was time to seek revenge. He jumped up on the side table where my drink sat, look right at me and then the drink, and then he took his paw and pushed my drink over. Then he jumped down and pranced off proudly. I could do nothing but laugh.

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"As we all know, cats now rule the world."
--John R.F. Breen

[felixowner]

this reminds me of something my former cat halley did. i had just gotten home for the day, but i was going out for dinner with my mom. she arrived at my apartment soon after i got home, bringing a gift of a new silk lampshade, which i set on the table, and off we went. when we got home later that evening, halley was sitting patiently beside the lampshade. he waited until we got our coats off and sat down, then let out a very stern meow, reached out his paw, and shredded a huge gash in the side of the lampshade. this from a cat who never clawed anything. i guess he was mad enough at being left home alone to tell us about it!

[D_J]

Hi there My cat, Jazz who is very jealous of the computer is sitting on the back of my chair, 'helping' me write this note He has all kinds of ways to let me know he wants my attention, but the one I hate the most he did the other morning. I was sleeping in, something I don't do very often, and he wanted to be fed. Never mind that there is always food in his dish. He wants me up. So he tipped over the glass on my night stand and it flew onto my bed, the water soaking my back and the bed on that side. Man....I jumped out of bed fast Incidently, he got more food in his bowl....

[Troy]

...good to see us humans in control!