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  1. #511
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    Cold weather? Warm Cat!
    Asleep on my shoulder, back.
    I must roll over.

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    Thanksgiving comes soon
    Grandmeowmie makes sure Cassie
    Gets some turkey too.

    An extra day off
    on Friday, but Cassie will
    still want breakfast early!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Reform the health care?
    Aspirin, blankets and a cat.
    That is all I need!

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    Cat puke on keyboard?
    If caught early, has no effect
    on my keyboard skills.

    Some crayon colors
    Green, orange, tan and textured!
    Like some Warhol art?

    ---------

    Fake colored cat food-
    Makes for colorful cat poop.
    And makes me panic!

  5. #515
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    Patches of sunlight.
    Please watch where you are stepping.
    Cat naps on the floor.

    Sun arcs thru the sky.
    Cat follows sunny baked spots
    Then stays up all night.

  6. #516
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    Your sacred ashes
    Sleeping in the painted urn
    Comfort me with love
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




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    Freezing my rear off
    The Edster seems to sense this.
    I share my warm bed.

    The fireplace roars.
    The spot in front, occupied?
    Cat dreams, being dreamt.
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  8. #518
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    Birds in the snow come
    close to the window where cats
    chatter: cat TV

  9. #519
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara View Post
    Birds in the snow come
    close to the window where cats
    chatter: cat TV
    Hi Definition
    Wide Screen, surround sound, 3D?
    No remote control?

    Poor cats have to watch
    Nature's programming all day.
    With NO commercials.

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    Getting up for work
    The Siamese wants food now!
    They are so thoughtful
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

  11. #521
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    One six hour nap
    In front of a fireplace-
    Caliente gato!
    Big hugs for you, Edward D., caliente gato!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  12. #522
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Your sacred ashes
    Sleeping in the painted urn
    Comfort me with love
    This is lovely. Thank you.
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery

  13. #523
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Freezing my rear off
    The Edster seems to sense this.
    I share my warm bed.

    Freezing my rear off
    Cassie, sensing this, lets me
    share her nice warm bed.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  14. #524
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    Snow is gone for now
    Spring is in the air and cats
    Forget the heater.

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    Cat is on my feet
    Another is on my chest
    Sleeping soundly now
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

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