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    Top Ten Reasons Dogs are better then Cats...joke


    1. Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
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    1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word
    you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

    2. Cats look silly on a leash.

    3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick
    your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first
    place.

    4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die.
    Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the
    day you were born.

    5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats
    don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can
    opener is.

    6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse
    in your slippers.

    7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to
    you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at
    all.

    8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats
    will have someone take a message and get back to you.

    9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats
    will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably
    ones that look like they're in pain.

    10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly
    sneak out the back door.

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    Thats a really great joke I really liked number 10

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    Thanks for a laugh!!!

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    Very good, here's another one (apologies to all you chaps out there, but...).

    10 REASONS WHY A DOG IS BETTER THAN A MAN

    1. Dogs don't have a problem expressing affection in public.

    2. Dogs know the meaning of no.

    3. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

    4. Dogs don't mind if you drive.

    5. Dogs don't keep stamping on the imaginary brake.

    6. Dogs don't feel threatened if you earn more than they do.

    7. Dogs admit when they are lost.

    8. You can house train a dog.

    9. Dogs don't bitch about your friends.

    10. Dogs are dogs and men are only, well, men.

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    Carrie:

    That is GREAT! And so true! Am still laughing.

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    ROTFLOL
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    That's cute.

    Wow, what an old thread
    - Kari
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    thanks k9krazee for the signature!

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    lol!

    That is an old thread! How did you run across one that old lol?

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