Dearest Lucky and Chance, what beautiful Goldfish Girls you are! You are so pretty and look so contented in your nice big bowl! What a change from that tiny, nasty, dirty one your dear person found you in. How wonderful, how utterly heroic that he/she decided that this was not acceptable and found out that you were there as a prop in a cruel "Sociology class experiment." She/he rescued you and took you home, to the right kind of home you deserved all along! Now you are very happy, enjoying good fish lives, and showing off your personalities. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lucky and Chance, on being chosen today's Pets of the Day! We hope you and your dear person, cat, seven frogs, Plecostomus fish, and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe even some special romaine lettuce, bloodworms, brine shrimp, dried mealworms, and flake food!
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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