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    My cousin sent this to me in an email...It's hysterical!!

    BATHTUB TEST

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

    During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

    "No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want to be by the wall or near the window?"

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    I guess I am supposed to pick a spot too.... since I would have answered the same! heheh

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    Uh oh, not good news for me! I'll take a window seat please

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    Just a room with a view for me, please.

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    LOL too funny, sorry i wont join you but i´ll come visit!!! LOL
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    Funny. I actually got it. My first instinct was to pull the plug.

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    I'm not even their equation. My first instinct was to jump in, making as much of a splash as possible, THEN pull the plug for what was left. Hey, it's not gonna be my mess to clean up, and you just said to empty it, you didn't say the water had to go anyplace specific!

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    I guess I won't be going there anytime soon!! I said pull the plug too.. Very funny! Thanks for sharing!
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    As I was reading it I was thinking uhh why dont they pull the plug...I'm glad I dont need a spot. That made me laugh though.
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    I didn't even listen to the rest of the choices -- I was already pulling the plug!

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    GUILTY......... I want a room with a view, please....
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    Oh Donna that is so funny, hey see ya all in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercup132
    As I was reading it I was thinking uhh why dont they pull the plug...I'm glad I dont need a spot. That made me laugh though.
    same here
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    My cousin sent this to me in an email...It's

    Good one Donna && I am still smiling looking out of the window..

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