Politics and religion.

[lizbud]

It's part of a joke.

It's from the perspective of always wanting to wrestle with a tall German woman. The ones I have met are shorter than I am.

I was trying to be pornographic, not political.

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Seriously,

I was being racist-that's the point.

How can people ever get over themselves if they cannot be honest?

I looked at this woman and iommediately labeled her a bigot-that she looked the way she did and the tele-fono-name-o deal surely didn't help.

So, I was being racist, judgemental and probably a little sexist too.

What happens now?

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The part of racism that is blunt and kinda stupid? When people run around pointing at others about racism.

I will take anyone to task about racism and prejudice.

Here's the rub to the "Sunday/racism" story.

The class continued and the woman who headed it-she was a danged sexy Mid Eastern woman -there I go again!-looked at the three woman who had raised their hand and asked them this.....


Have you ever been behind a car with an elderly person driving?

The room laughed.

And have you ever cursed at them for driving slow?


Tee Hee!

So we were all prejudiced, at that moment, against elderly drivers.

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I worked with this guy that would stop in the office and BS for a minute.

He soon came to call me 'his n-----'.

No tension, no harm-one day I asked him, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure."

I prefaced the question by saying I wasn't trying to be insulting-

I said, "Aren't we all n------?"

He grinned and said something like "you got it" and the funniest part about it is that he would see me in the HALLWAY and say, "how's my n-----?" like it was nothing.

I didn't mention that he was black. Could THAT be construed as racism?


Now that we got that out the way, I did call my two co-workers 'crazy'. I hope I didn't offend anyone that suffers from mental problems, with that statement!

See how easy it is? I don't know about you , but I've been PC'd to death.
Enough already.

[RICHARD]

See how easy it is? I don't know about you , but I've been PC'd to death.
Enough already.

Vamos a mano?

[RICHARD]

I was in the kitchen and had the most racist thought imaginable.


Hey, If it wasn't for your brown skinned neighbors to the south, all you all would not have guacamole, tortilla chips, nachos or salsa to eat on Super Bowl Sunday.

You's be eating that salty brown or green onion dip made from the packet, with those nasty, saltier Ruffles potato chips.

Rock on, my brothers and sisters!

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I was having a crisis of conscience...



WE invented the mashed bean, YOU put it into the can.

You can have that, with melted Velveeta on game day.

That's my only concession.

[RICHARD]

Back to serious politics?

Someone capped a Iranian New-clear scientist in the last few days!

[lizbud]

Vamos a mano?

Ok, I guess.

[RICHARD]

Ok, I guess.

LOL, My dad used that saying. It translates as "Are we going by hand?" and loosely means we will walk hand in hand. Or, we are even and saying that takes the place of a handshake.

Nothing dirty!

[RICHARD]

I changed my mind, no bean dip for anyone one SB Sunday!


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http://bostonherald.com/news/politic...2&pos=breaking

Hey!
It's the Democratic Sarah Palin!!!!!


I had to laugh, O'reilly mentioned that one of her campaign ads had the word Massachusetts spelled wrong.

[lizbud]

LOL, My dad used that saying. It translates as "Are we going by hand?" and loosely means we will walk hand in hand. Or, we are even and saying that takes the place of a handshake.

Nothing dirty!

A friend told me it meant " are we even?" or "we are even" I knew
it wasn't dirty.

[RICHARD]

A friend told me it meant " are we even?" or "we are even" I knew
it wasn't dirty.

You are taking all the fun out of it.

You ARE supposed to think it's dirty.

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And for that?

Bean dip for everyone!

[RICHARD]

I am not a financially astute person.

I do know that if I put money into an ATM, go to another ATM and take it out, that they are not the same bills I deposited earlier?


BO came out this morning an stated that large financial institutions will be fined for 10 years to recoup the money due to the citizens for the bailouts they were given.



SO, as a member of a financial inst. I will pay higher fees on my accounts, so the bank can collect THAT money, pay it back to the government.

Doe this mean I just have paid twice to bail out these morons?


Am I wrong? I know I am a simpleton when it comes to the real nuts and bolts of anything financial, but I think that is what is happening!


Someone?
Please tell me I am wrong.