I know this thread has happened before, but I thought we could revisit the topic. My cats are perfect, of course..but there are a few things I would change if I could:
Shadow:
1) The kitty litter box is not something to be scared of..I'm tired of the little presents you leave behind as you run out before you are done doing "#2"
2) Just because food is in the dish, doesn't mean you need to go over there every five minutes to eat. LOL Believe me, you are not starving...and I'm sure the others would like to eat too.
3) Quit hissing so much and defend yourself against your brother. You are MUCH bigger than he is and in reality he is pretty wimpy.
Whisper:
1) Shadow is not the enemy. Quit tormenting her because I'm sure she would like to keep some of that fur on her back that you so lovingly like to bite off.
2) Paw Paw is not the one who feeds you and buys you all your beds, toys, etc. You should love me more than him.
Callie, where to begin...
1) Just because I get up at 4 AM to use the restroom doesn't mean it is time to get up for the rest of the day. I enjoy sleep and don't like to hear you and your brother wrestle that EARLY in the morning.
2) You can drink from your water dish..it is perfectly good water. Everytime I am in a closed bathroom doesn't mean you need to sound like your dying outside the door to get to the faucet.
3) You are also not starving..you do weigh 13 lbs. Pushing things off my night stands, dresser, clawing at the blinds does not make me want to get up and feed you. It only makes me want to throw you out of the bedroom..
4) If you are thrown out of the bedroom, you do not need to claw/cry to get back in. We're simply sleeping and nothing fun and exciting is going on.
5) I do have other things to do, and scratching your back all day is not one of them. Though you are cute, I have to work to feed your big ol' belly and will not make any money being at your beck and call.
Oh so many more...so little time. LOL I love my nawtees.
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