Things I wish my dogs would remember...

[Shelteez2]

Things I wish my dogs would remember...

* I will not play tug-of-war with Mom's underwear when she's on the toilet.

* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

* I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

* I will not throw up in the car.

* I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

* Kitty box crunchies are not food.

* I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither is Mom's lap.

* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

[binka_nugget]

Originally posted by Shelteez2
* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

LOL! Kai's notorious for doing this. Once, he stuck his head in while my grandma opened the fridge door. She didn't know he had his head in there, so she closed it and heard a loud yelp. Poor guy.