Dearest Eddy, what an utterly adorable little Djungarian Hamster you are! You are so cute and pretty with that fluffy fur and the sweet face with those lovely big eyes. You have the most delightful personality, too. Your dear person says you are "hand tame and friendly, and... so sweet and funny." You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Eddy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special banana chips, apples, salad cucumbers, noodles, and many other things!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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