Recipe!! Cat Clowder

[RICHARD]

Cat 'Clowder'


2 large cats (or four medium cats)

OR

You can add cats to taste!

A few sprigs of cat grass.

Two teaspoons of Catnip.

1 package of Temptations brand treats, any flavor.
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With your cat on the table massage them liberally and add the cat grass and catnip as needed. Nose, tooth and belly rubs are necessary to spread the love onto the cat's fur.


Some cats required small amounts of nip and grass-use your judgement.

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After 5 minutes use a brush, comb or shedding blade to mix thoroughly.

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Remove excess hair and place the cat on your lap. Let the cat marinate, in your love, for as long as needed.


Enjoy!

[Laura's Babies]

****swoon**** RICHARD, I LOVE YOU!! You are so FUNNY! You get me every time!

[QueenScoopalot]

RICHARD...I think we need a demonstration of this. With pictures of course! Isn't Eddie an only child though? Hmmm.

[catmandu]

I must have the Giant Kitty Jumbo Stew,with 14 Cats,and as JJJ3 whines,not enough Whiskas Temptations! MEWW HOO!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
RICHARD...I think we need a demonstration of this. With pictures of course! Isn't Eddie an only child though? Hmmm.

LOL, us batchelors have to find someone to hold the camera..


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/f90641f2.jpg

Of course he's my 'only child'......

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Laura's Babies.

Behave yourself....


People will talk!!

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Catmandu.....

LOLOLOLOL.

EXTRA LARGE!!!!

You won't go hungry!!