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    God hates nerds.

    I loved this story.....I love nerds.....

    The pictures have some pretty coarse sayings on them so be prepared to be shocked, amazed and disguntled.


    I found the kittens sign funny but I really need to know...


    HOW DO MAGNETS WORK?

    You were warned.


    http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/0...aptist-church/

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    I have a HUGE SIG!!!!



    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Jefferson
    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    Did you ever read the World According to Garp?

    The Under Toad...

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    I think I saw the video "The World according to Carp".
    I have a HUGE SIG!!!!



    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Jefferson
    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    I think I saw the video "The World according to Carp".
    That was the fishing movie....
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    And the movie "Into the Bluegill" was not porn either.
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    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Jefferson
    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    <<<Its a linky.
    I have a HUGE SIG!!!!



    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Jefferson
    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    Whatever turns you on.

    Joking.

    But that aint Nerdlike.
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    My Dogs. Erp the Cat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas Jefferson
    Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue View Post
    Whatever turns you on.

    Joking.

    But that aint Nerdlike.
    dude,
    some hot, fried catfish and french fries....tabasco.

    Even Nerds like fishsticks?

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    I have always been afraid of organized religion. You get one crazy to convince gullable people to follow his rules and beliefs and mayham is not far away.
    Jim Jones
    David Korsch
    Jeff Lundgrem
    Any religion you look at will have odd beliefs that you shake your head at and go
    What??????
    My relationship with God is private. I don't let some priest, vicor, pastor, brother, father, minister, rabbi tell me what I should believe or what I should do.
    I can read the bible on my own and choose to believe or not believe whatever I wish.
    I don't need a priest to tell me I am forgiven (how the heck does he know?)
    I don't need someone telling me that a gay friend will go to hell, how dare they?
    Or that a women cannot divorce her cheating, beating, drinking non working a$$ of a husbend, come on what is that all about?
    All of these rules are made up by the church for two reasons and two reasons only that I can think of and that I have seen in my lifetime and that is

    1) To control your life and thoughts
    2) To get money from you

    Everytime you go to a church they have their hand out for money. Just once I would like a sermon to say.
    WE DON'T WANT ANY MONEY FROM YOU TODAY.
    Please give it to a homeless shelter instead or to your favorite charity as a gift this week.
    How about that?

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