Dog letters to God

[lhg0962]

This was in my Petwarmers newsletter this morning. Thought you might enjoy it.

DOG LETTERS TO GOD

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for
a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy
to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like
musk! What's he been rolling around in?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling
at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the
beagle across the street.

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?

Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they
never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill
my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

Dear God,
I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But
many of the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name
please? It would be good for my self-esteem.

Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a
feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid
dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm
innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?

-- submitted by Mary Palmer



[This message has been edited by lhg0962 (edited February 07, 2001).]

[jackiesdaisy1935]

ing0962 These letters are just great. Love them!

[karen israel]

Logan, those letters are great!!!

[sammi]

Love the letters! No autos named after dogs-I would rename mine The Ford Labstar. What about you?

[AdoreMyDogs]

Cute subject I like it! What kind of car would your dog be if it were a car...
Cassie my pug would be a VW because she's cute and VW's are cute, they are also imports and she's an import (she's a Chinese pug) she would be a VW Stout.

Graham the aussie mix is an all-American boy. He's Chevy all the way! He'd be the Chevy Turbocute.

Come on everyone, lets find new dog-friendly car brand names for our canine friends

[JKRJG24]

I LOVE the letters!! THose are so cute Logan!!!!!

[tatsxxx11]

My husky/shep would be the "Cody Caravan". My lab whose name is Star would be the "Ford Labstar" too! Duh! This is funny!!

[RachelJ]

Geez, I think our vehicle IS named after one of our dogs....Toyota 4Runner!

[jackiesdaisy1935]

I think our vehicles would be German

PerryPorche and
DaisyVanagan

[Daisy's Mom]

LOL wow those letters are adorable! Well I am not old enough to even HAVE a car although I'm getting my liscense and a car in July. I'll have to think for a whole on that one