Politics and religion.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

There is a man with an outstanding tv show about music. He and his guest are all very involved in music. He invites me to be a guest on his tv show. I decline because I do not feel I am qualified to discuss music the way they do. I am a chef, not a musician.

Later, I cook dinner for one of my favorite musicians.

Does that make me a buffon? Or a phony?

Or much smarter than a moron?

[blue]

Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

There is a man with an outstanding tv show about music. He and his guest are all very involved in music. He invites me to be a guest on his tv show. I decline because I do not feel I am qualified to discuss music the way they do. I am a chef, not a musician.

Later, I cook dinner for one of my favorite musicians.

I dont see the coralation.

[RICHARD]

I dont see the coralation.

ME either. It must be the fork I shoved my eye and knife in my ear.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Of course neither of you see the "coralation" although I have no idea what that word means.

And if neither of you sees the correlation either....what can I say? Did I use too big of words?

[Puckstop31]

Of course neither of you see the "coralation" although I have no idea what that word means.

And if neither of you sees the correlation either....what can I say? Did I use too big of words?

How can she get away with this kind of crap when I cannot?

<sigh>

[RICHARD]

How can she get away with this kind of crap when I cannot?

<sigh>

Help me get this fork outta my eye and I might be able to explain it to you?



Talk about mean spirited!

[blue]

Help me get this fork outta my eye and I might be able to explain it to you?



Talk about mean spirited!

Where I come from its

Spork, Neck, Curb.

Now that is mean spirited.

[sparks19]

How can she get away with this kind of crap when I cannot?

<sigh>

Because she is passive aggressive

that's why. If you disguise you retorts as being a "friendly question" you can get away with it

Surround yourself with flowers and you will smell good despite no deodorant

[RICHARD]

Surround yourself with flowers and you will smell good despite no deodorant

Don't stand,
Don't stand,
Don't stand, so close to me!

[blue]

Of course neither of you see the "coralation" although I have no idea what that word means.

And if neither of you sees the correlation either....what can I say? Did I use too big of words?

Perhaps its because you used a bad analogy?

[blue]

Of course neither of you see the "coralation" although I have no idea what that word means.

And if neither of you sees the correlation either....what can I say? Did I use too big of words?

I appologise for my bad spelling.

7 dictionary results for: correlation
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
cor·re·la·tion [kawr-uh-ley-shuhn, kor-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. mutual relation of two or more things, parts, etc.
2. the act of correlating or state of being correlated.
3. Statistics. the degree to which two or more attributes or measurements on the same group of elements show a tendency to vary together.
4. Physiology. the interdependence or reciprocal relations of organs or functions.
5. Geology. the demonstrable equivalence, in age or lithology, of two or more stratigraphic units, as formations or members of such.

I hope this helps your confusion.

[Edwina's Secretary]

I appologise for my bad spelling.

I'd keep that dictionary close by!

[blue]

I'd keep that dictionary close by!

Dictionary.com is on my Opera Speed Dial on this comp.

[RICHARD]

Let's pretend I am a chef. World famous chef.

I listen to music and there is music I like very much and music I don't like. I can't read or write music and don't know a chord from a note. But I know what I enjoy and what I don't.

Does that make me a buffon? Or a phony?

Or much smarter than a moron?

After further review....


It would make you Emeril Lagasse. Now you just have to find Doc Gibbs.