THIS is why I don't want kids!! Just don't damage the TV....

[mugsy]

I was just playing on yahoo and found this news story...wow!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../odd_hitman_dc

[Tonya]

My gosh! Something went wrong when they raised that kid. That a little demon.

[trayi52]

Oh lord, what a demon of a child. Thank god they aren't all like that! *looks over shoulder to see if there are any hitmen hiding in house*

Willie

[mugsy]

Well, I know MY kids won't be hiring a hitman....they give me unconditional love all the time (and they can't talk! lol).

That kid frightens me....he is absolutely ammoral. I can handle immoral better than I can ammoral.

[trayi52]

You know mugsy, I have been wondering about my Rottweiler. You know her color is black and well I am a very clumsy person. She hides in dark hallways, and I usually end up tripping over her. I am wondering if she has a life insurance policy on me??

Willie

[Cincy'sMom]

Originally posted by trayi52
You know mugsy, I have been wondering about my Rottweiler. You know her color is black and well I am a very clumsy person. She hides in dark hallways, and I usually end up tripping over her. I am wondering if she has a life insurance policy on me??

Willie

So that is why Sadie and Cincy are ALWAYS laying under foot!!! and here I thought they liked being near me

[ILoveReptiles]

Originally posted by mugsy
Well, I know MY kids won't be hiring a hitman....they give me unconditional love all the time (and they can't talk! lol).

That kid frightens me....he is absolutely ammoral. I can handle immoral better than I can ammoral.

*high 5's Mugsy*

Your pets will NEVER backtalk you or show you complete disrespect, and most certainly will NEVER hire a hitman to kill you for telling them "no"

[CathyBogart]

Originally posted by ILoveReptiles
*high 5's Mugsy*

Your pets will NEVER backtalk you or show you complete disrespect, and most certainly will NEVER hire a hitman to kill you for telling them "no"

I love you both!

[lovemyshiba]

Originally posted by trayi52
You know mugsy, I have been wondering about my Rottweiler. You know her color is black and well I am a very clumsy person. She hides in dark hallways, and I usually end up tripping over her. I am wondering if she has a life insurance policy on me??

Willie

And all this time I thought Jada and Riley loved me--little devils

[IttyBittyKitty]

This would be why Randi sits on the stairs or insists of running towards you at full pelt ... a conspiracy?

[Rottieluver45]

Yikes!

I~d never do that!

[popcornbird]

OMG!!! That kid is INSANE!!! But you have to understand..........MOST kids are NOTHING like that. That kid is insane.........not normal.

[Tonya]

A) Someone did a horrible job raising him.
B) He is mentally sick.
C) He is on drugs.
or
D) All of the above.

This is not normal!

[trayi52]

I agree Tonya, most kids are not like that at all! As a matter of fact the ones I have met are very nice and sweet. I don't think I have met one I didn't like.

But I am still wondering about my Rottie, is she planning something or what? I am thinking it all started one fourth of July and somebody was going to shoot some fireworks and I thought I would hold her collar. When the fireworks went off, so did Dana. Dragging me across the yard with my fingers stuck in her collar. Hmmm, I wonder...

[Tonya]

Hmmm, it's a setup! I bet Mario put her up to it. They're gonna split the money.

That must be why Sarah always plays in her water. She makes a nice big puddle in the kitchen for me to slip in. And I thought it was cute puppy stuff....