Cat Haiku

[Barbara]

Originally posted by RICHARD

saturday morning
rise and shine dad it's almost
four thirty a.m.!

Filou this morning.
After all he is sure that it's
Dad who will get up.

[Cataholic]

I can not help it.
These things just fall out of me.
Please just clean the box.



A kitty is so "new".
I have been around for years.
You WILL love me more.


Yes, I saw it there.
Yes, I see it on the floor.
How? I just don't know.

[Barbara]

Why do you sleep while
I’m purring gently in your
Ear: I need some food.

White powder looks soft.
Will my paws walk in velvet?
Oh it’s cold and wet!

She sharpens the big knife.
They’ll have raw meat for dinner
Run to the kitchen!

Do not get up now.
Look I am just pushing my
head in your armpits.

[HoRsELUvR]

that's really funny lol.i love all of them

[RICHARD]

how can i finish
my new york best seller with
cat butt in my face?

[Karen]

A cat's theory:

Novels are best read
Through a smothering of fur
And warm, purring "help."

Did you not know that
Words are better absorbed when
Warmed first by cat butt?

What book could be more
Important than a cat's pride?
None! So love me NOW!

[RICHARD]

karen,
it's kinda hard to type when you are laughing and crying at the same time...thanks..

furry purring butt
attached to a literate
cat, can be fun


reading by the light
of a moon is rather hard-
when it's the cat's butt.

[Chinadoll]

I also posted this on the Other board....Here's my lame attempt that describes my every morining:


Alarm going off
Must yowl and headbut the door
What's a snooze button?

[catland]

my dry food grows stale
shake it for me, shake it now
its fresh again. Eat.

[RICHARD]

a strangely unique
view i have of my cat when
i see him backwards

[RICHARD]

turkey, cranberries
vegetables, stuffing, pie, thanks
just cat food for me!

[Barbara]

soft avocadoes
mangoes shrimp and fresh salmon
that's good food for me

[Barbara]

Originally posted by catland
my dry food grows stale
shake it for me, shake it now
its fresh again. Eat.

No light in the night
I cannot find my food bowl
Get up and help me!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
soft avocadoes
mangoes shrimp and fresh salmon
that's good food for me

Wow, he eats better than i do!!!



gift wrapping paper
crinkly foil, noisy bows-it's
only once a year?


my cat on the moon
weighs one-sixth his weight, at night
he weighs on my chest.

i saw the groomer
this past weekend, dad thinks i
can't keep myself clean

[Barbara]

Originally posted by RICHARD



Wow, he eats better than i do!!!

at Christmas only
i get all the yummy stuff
i'd like every day