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  1. #421
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    My really white cat
    Now tinged gray from the outdoors.
    Bath drawn, It awaits.

    Meowing loudly.
    Why did you get me all wet?
    Do not like water!

    A short walk outdorrs-
    Turned your fur just plain dirty.
    Pristine once again!

    A short lesson learned
    Do not go out without DAD!
    Or a bath follows!

  2. #422
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    MILO:

    Orange tabby boy
    Playing with a catnip mouse,
    What a precious cat.


    CASSIE:
    Ten o'clock PM,
    Cassie Cat would like to play;
    I would like to sleep.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  3. #423
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    "Would like to sleep!?"
    Perchance to dream.
    What fools these mortals be ~
    A cat dream.
    WATCH OUT!!

  4. #424
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    My cat is my life.
    Unpredictable furball?
    No, my sanity!

  5. #425
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    who snores the loudest?
    Either me or the Edster?
    Who cares? I'm asleep!

  6. #426
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    who snores the loudest?
    Either me or the Edster?
    Who cares? I'm asleep!
    Why are you asleep?
    I say that it's time to play!
    Wake up! Play with me!

    4 AM, still dark
    Birds are chirping, clear and loud;
    Cassie listens too.

    You're asleep again?
    I need food, can't open can;
    Need your thumbs for that.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  7. #427
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom

    You're asleep again?
    I need food, can't open can;
    Need your thumbs for that.
    Opposing digits?
    Sink your claws into my skin.
    Will open can now!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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    Belly up on couch.
    Cooling privates on hot day?
    Legs spread, in the air!

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    4:15 AM,
    Last night's food is still in dish;
    Leftovers are BAD.

    What's this in my dish?
    Friskies Mixed Grill yet again?
    I want Fancy Feast!

    Mom got a new plant --
    Eight bucks at the garden store;
    Think I'll have a taste.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  10. #430
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    The white clipped cat hairs
    Dance on streams of pure sunlight.
    Dad's not that tidy.

    -----------------
    Dad gave me a trim
    He's cut my hair in stages.
    No real bald spots-yet!

  11. #431
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    Chicken and mayo?
    What are those green things in there?
    I'm a carnivore!

    Herbs and vegetables?
    Why not serve me some tofu?
    I am no health nut!

  12. #432
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    I must follow you
    Closely. Right between your feet.
    Don't step on my tail!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  13. #433
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Chicken and mayo?
    What are those green things in there?
    I'm a carnivore!
    Mom is making lunch.
    Tuna salad, give me some!
    Take the green things out!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  14. #434
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    Staring at the wall.
    Cat what are you looking at?
    "haha, Made you look!"

    --------------

    My cat says "meow"
    Translated it could mean anything.
    Some how I do know!

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    The earth shakes and quakes
    The Edster moves to and fro...
    Is it over, Dad?

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