joke thread

[lovemymaltese]

lol

[Former User]

glad you like them, here's few pics then

[Former User]

cute!

[Former User]

hamster tennis

[Former User]

just hanging

[Former User]

help, I'm stuck!

[Former User]

cat burger

[Former User]

best buddies

[Former User]

[lovemymaltese]

surround sounds, that's funny!

[ellensy]

Niina, LOL, ur jokes and pix are hilarious!!! Keep 'em coming.

[krazyaboutkatz]

I agree. LOL

[AmberLee]

Grammar
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Johnny's Teacher paid a visit to his house one day. When little Johnny opened the door, she asked "Are your father and mother in, Mr. Morton?"

"They was in, but they is out now." he answered.

The teacher gasped, "Why, Mr. Johnny Morton, it is 'They were in, they are out now.' Where's your grammar?"

"She's upstairs taking her nap."

[Former User]

LOL AmberLee, I LOVE Little Johnnie jokes! thanx for that one!

A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border. "What's in the bags?" asked the guard.
"Sand," the cyclist replied.
"Get them off. We need to take a look."
The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border. A week later, the same man was crossing again with two more bags. The guard demanded to see them, and again they contained nothing but sand. This continued every week for six months, until one day the cyclist failed to appear. A few days later, that same guard ran into the cyclist in the city.
"Hey, where have you been?" the guard asked. "You sure had us wondering! We knew you were smuggling something across the border. So tell me and I won't say a word. What was it?"

The man smiled and told him the truth. "Bicycles!"

[Former User]

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

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What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo!


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What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.