joke thread

[anna_66]

Originally posted by ellensy

'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' "
> The doctor said, "I said 'you've got a heart
> murmur...be careful.' "

Ohhhh, I just LOVED that one!

[lovemymaltese]

LOL

[lovemymaltese]

Q. how do you make a tissue dance?

A. you put a little boogey in it.

[krazyaboutkatz]

These are too funny.

[lovemymaltese]

I loved the picture entitled Sexy salad.

[lovemymaltese]

this picture is funny

[lovemymaltese]

this is a dog's life.

[lovemymaltese]

funny pic

[lovemymaltese]

it didn't show up. sorry it wouldn't work.

[lovemymaltese]

don't mess with this rabbit.

[krazyaboutkatz]

HE HE HE!!!!!

[wolf_Q]

Lol@killer rabbit. Poor wolfie though. Reminds me of the bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

[Former User]

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."

Sign at the electic company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

Sign in beauty shop window: "Dye now!"

Sign on a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

[Former User]

Oh, this one cracked me up LOL LOL LOL

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.

Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."

The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this paragliding either."

[Former User]

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"