Cat Haiku

[RICHARD]

ON MY DOWN JACKET
YOU SLEEP, DREAM AND CLEAN YOURSELF.
WHILE I FREEZE TO DEATH.

HOW DO YOU MEASURE
THE SOUL OF A HUGE TIGER
INSIDE A LITTLE CAT?

A fresh tootsie roll
and piles of clumping litter
my work, never done!

[RICHARD]

Oh dozing white cat.
beautiful and peaceful cat.
Why are you evil?

[lbaker]

I know cats don't ask why
I didn't know
cats can cry..
with me

[RICHARD]

Houdini? My cat
is more Evel Knevil
A cat dare devil!

[RICHARD]

Cats, the pets that bring
worlds and people together.
too bad they stay home!

[dionne]

watching whiskers twitch
little kitty a-snoring
watching kitty dreams

[RICHARD]

Back Home Safe And Sound
Our Cats Can't Get Enough Love
"please Never Leave Us!"

We Waited Too Long
Where Were You, What Did You See?
Can We Smell Your Bags?

Is That Cat We Smell?
Cats? You Were With Other Cats?
Cheating On Us, Eh?

Now Wait A Second.
What Is That Smell, Some Cat Treats?
All Is Forgiven!

[Barbara]

We didn't expect you
Do we really know you guys?
Oh wait a minute!

If I push my head
Right into your face you will
Smell like me again

I lie on your legs
That will teach you not to move
Stay here furrever

These treats are nice things-
It's better to have you here
Now and furrever.

[Sevaede]

Oh pretty kitty,
why do you make so many poops,
They sure are smelly.

[RICHARD]

The World Cup (Of Milk)
I represent the U.S.
In milk ring football.

My pitch is the floor.
Under the oven my goal.
My paws my weapons.

I dribble smartly,
Paw to paw across the field
Setting up my shot.

The chair legs defend,
A trash can stands in my way
Be Gone, Defenders!

To the goal I move.
deft paws I am a master!
Watch this shot Pele!

Beckenbauer? LEARN!
Maradona, Ronaldo,
Lalas and Kaka!

Zindane? Les blues?
Bend it like that Beckham chap?
My style is my own...



2 b continued!

[RICHARD]

Zindane? headbumpies?
You need more technique
You are way too rough

I follow the ring
I check the goal for my shot.
a beautiful goal!

The game just started
My milk ring has disappeared.
Under the oven

The ref is my dad
Too lazy to move the stove
The game is over?

Well give me a treat
Or a sweet world cup of milk
Victory is sweet!!

[ShylanHal]

Being a cat I
Should have a tendancy to
stay out of the snow

But I can't help but
Run out and glomp any stray grass
poking through the white

Sometimes I don't mind
That my paws get wet for my
Pet has towels ready


Teehee!

My purrsonal favorite was actually in the first post

"You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands."

Clover did that so many times when I let her sit on my lap secretly at our apartment. She even laid down on them, much to my annoyance and my friend's, who I was chatting with via Yahoo.

[RICHARD]

white, hot cat is sprawled
On the cool floor tiles napping.
No heat wave down there.

Ed, the coolest cat
takes the temperature in stride.
Exposed fat belly.

Rolled onto his back.
asleep and never sweating
Even in fur coat!

[RICHARD]

Cat Haiku writers
Are your children that passive?
I need some cat verse!

[softballgirl11]

Those are Great. I can relate. I love this one

I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

I have 2 black dogs with fluffy tails and my cats love to play with them.