two guys are on their way to vegas.
the passenger tells the driver he has to go potty.
the driver tell him he must wait- the rest stop is ten miles
down the road.
a few minutes later the passenger, again, states he has to go potty.......
number 1 or two?
"number 2', the says......
"you can't wait?", NO I CAN'T WAIT!!
the driver spies the only tree in the desert.......he pulls over and tells the passenger to run out to the tree and take care of business....the passenger opens the door, walks about 15 feet, turns around and tells the driver, "i have no toilet paper..."
the driver tells the passenger that he has no paper either....that he may want to use a dollar.
the passenger thinks a second and goes on his way...
a few minutes later the passenger appears from behind the tree
vigorously waving his hand as he walks up to the car..
when he reaches the car the driver notices that the passenger's
hand is soiled. the driver then asks him "what happened? your hand is dirty!!!!!, i thought i told you to use a dollar?"
the passenger says, "i did! the first three quarters worked, but when i got to the dimes and nickel......."
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