Dearest Schnuffel, or Nuffi, what a sweet bunny you are indeed! You're an absolutely gorgeous Lionhead-mix rabbit, with that long, soft-looking light brown fur and that sweet face with those lovely big dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! When your dear person wakes up, you see him/her, and then you have fun together before the rest of the day starts. You have lots of really good times with each other. In the evenings you play and watch television together. You both cherish each moment. He/she says to you: "Thank you for the great time! You touch my heart and make me happy." You are his/her pet, and you love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Nuffi, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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