Dearest Lilo, what a sweet, beautiful Guinea Pig you are! That multi-color coat of yours is absolutely gorgeous and looks so soft. And what a sweet face you have, with those lovely big dark eyes and that cute little pink nose. Thank you for sharing that great photo with us! It really captures both your beauty and your delightful personality. You and your dear young friend very much enjoy playing together. After playtime, it's time to rest. You sleep at night just like your dear people do. When you get hungry, you make cute fiep fiep noises. You're a fun pet, and you all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lilo, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear young friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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