Fabulous Frogman!
Dearest Frogman, a.k.a. Dr. Frogzit, Frogdog, Froggers, Froggy, Froggy Roggy, and Matt Dillon, what a fabulous fellow you are! You are absolutely stunning, so beautiful with that long fluffy grey fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with that cute little pink tongue peeping out and those lovely big pale eyes. You're so cute spread out on that carpet and looking upwards. I wish I could reach through the screen and down over to Hurricane, WV and pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You've been with your family since you were born. You're a rambling, traveling man, a two-county cat, moving with them from Nitro, West Virginia in Putnam County, to Gandeeville in Roane County, and then to Hurricane back in Putnam County! When you were living in Roane County, you had a dear doggie friend, Goldie, and a dear kitty friend, Miss Kitty. You thought Goldie was your mother! Now you're back in Putnam County, and you don't do much. You mostly lay around the house until you want to go outside. You and your dear Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Frogman, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and Goldie and Miss Kitty and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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