Dearest Shadow, what a beautiful Netherland Dwarf Rabbit you are! You're absolutely stunning with that grey fur that looks so soft and that sweet face with those lovely big brown eyes and those white touches of coloring around your nose and mouth. And what a delightful personality you have! You are your dear person's first rabbit, after years of asking for one. You're the friendliest rabbit he/she has ever met, and you never bite. Every day with you has been a joy for him/her! You enjoy being petted, and you especially like having your nose stroked (but not your ears). You love getting play-time in the garden, and you don't eat the pretty marigolds, you just nibble on the grass. Your person is so glad you're his/her own baby rabbit! You love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Shadow, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebratino, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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