Chloe the Cutie!
Dearest Chloe, a.k.a. Spronkers, you are adorable, such a cutie indeed! What a beautiful young Calico lady you are! That colorful fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and you have the sweetest face with that cute pink nose and those lovely big golden eyes. You're so cute in that box there, looking right up at me. I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Baltimore to pet you, and pet your friends Fred and Spotty, too! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrents will pet you all for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! Your favorite place is in front of your dish. You love playing with your older siblings Fred and Spotty and with your many toys. You have your favorite toy that you carry everywhere and even sleep with. And you spronk, taking a joyous leap of love with no apparent direction. (That's a new word for me, one that sounds quite useful for cat-lovers!) You hide behind a door or under a table in order to spronk your dear Purrrents or siblings, but usually you're so excited you miss! You also, like many cats, find boxes irresistible, hopping into any you find. You and your Purrrents and siblings all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Chloe, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Fred and Spotty and Purrrents and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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