I don' need no fancy ride home
In a big ol' Caddilac
I've got no fancy pedigree
No need to look for that

Don't need no crystal water glass
No need to splurge for that
Don't need no velvet cushion
I just prefer a lap.

Don't know quite how I got here
Don't care now, anyhow
Just stuck here in the shelter
Nothin' to do but yowl;

I know I'm not a kitten
I know I'm sorta fat
But if you will adopt me
I'll be your loving cat