Quote Originally Posted by momcat View Post
Hi again Rocky, Gia, and Iggy,
I just saw your message and I'll be happy to represent you and defend your puppy rights in light of the continued and escalating pattern of aboose you are being subjected to.

Just a few questions so I can start working your case. Are you being fed at all? Do I understand correctly that you are forced to go outside when the weather is at its worst?

What I find especially disturbing is your Mom taking you to that chamber of horrors! We pets should never be subjected to chemical experimentation then end up having our limb parts chopped up.

I have an early case in Cat Court this morning. As soon as we're done I'll contact my purralegals and start the research and investigation into your case. Do you have cell phones? We definitely need to talk about this. I'll be in touch.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer


Oh Oh, someone's in trouble now. Go get em Groucho.