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  1. #451
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    Richard watches sport
    On TV ... He leaves his chair,
    Edster moves right in.

    Underneath the coat
    So white and fluffy, I think
    Ed is a wise soul.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  2. #452
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    Hidden in plain sight
    Edster’s safe indoors. That is
    Perfect cat-mouflage.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  3. #453
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    ====> bounce for Richard
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  4. #454
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    Cassie Places Her Order

    Meowm, last Friday night
    Chinese restaurant chicken...
    Let's get that again!

    Supermarket bags!
    Did you bring my favorite--
    Baby food turkey?

    Meowmy, what is this?
    Friskies canned? I don't want that.
    I'd prefer tuna.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  5. #455
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    Five-thirty a.m.
    I wake to a soggy mess
    Hairball on bedspread.

    Walk into kitchen
    Another puke pile on rug
    Happy Monday Mom.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
    --Polar Express

    Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.




  6. #456
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    Petmas is almost here!
    Mom got us a catnip mouse
    Snoop in present bag.

    Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
    That I founded our present
    Finders keepers, right?

    Oh no! She found it
    Now I'll have to share the mouse
    Unless I hide it

    Stash mouse under stove
    So now Luna can't find it
    It's mine mine all mine!

    (signed: Howard)

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    Petmas is almost here!
    Mom got us a catnip mouse
    Snoop in present bag.

    Shhhh! Won't tell Luna
    That I founded our present
    Finders keepers, right?

    Oh no! She found it
    Now I'll have to share the mouse
    Unless I hide it

    Stash mouse under stove
    So now Luna can't find it
    It's mine mine all mine!

    (signed: Howard)

  8. #458
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    A fireplace cat
    Ed watches for Santa Claus.
    Put out the fire, Dad!

  9. #459
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    Eight o'clock A.M.
    It is time to leave for work,
    Cat meows, "Stay with me!"

    Six o'clock P.M.
    Cat demands my attention
    "I'm glad you're home, Mom."
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  10. #460
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    Quote Originally Posted by slick
    Five-thirty a.m.
    I wake to a soggy mess
    Hairball on bedspread.

    Walk into kitchen
    Another puke pile on rug
    Happy Monday Mom.
    Squishy waterlogged
    Cat hair licked from their fur
    oozes thru my toes.



    (Ugh, that even grossed me out.)

  11. #461
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    Cuddly warm furball
    Sidekick during bout with flu
    Kitty medicine.

  12. #462
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    Flu sidekick gave Dad
    Ouchies where it really hurt...
    Nice to meet you --- CLAUDE!


    Cassie has me trained.
    Food at 4 AM each day
    Sometimes earlier.

    Two new spots on rug.
    Cassie Cat has barfed again.
    Get out the Resolve.

    And I always think of this one (which I didn't write) when Cassie does it:
    You must scratch me there!
    Yes, above my tail...
    Behold! Elevator butt.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  13. #463
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    Culinary cat
    Really loves toast and cream cheese
    GET OUT OF MY PLATE!

  14. #464
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    Your laser pointer.
    Let's play a little longer.
    Where is the super glue?

  15. #465
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    With six cats, I can relate to every single Haiku!! Laughing my arse off this morning. Needed a good laugh!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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