Subject: Creation according to cats


> On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
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> On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.
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> On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to
> serve as potential food for the cat.
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> On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could
> labor for the good of the cat.
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> On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat
> might or might not play with it.
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> On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the
> cat healthy and the man broke.
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> On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the
> litterbox....
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