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Scene: American tourists in Great Britain
Tourist No. 1: Look at those white cows! I've never seen cows like that before.
Tourist No. 2: Maybe they are albino. Or, it could be a special English type of cow.
Guy sitting behind them: Those are sheep.
==from overheardeverywhere.com/RD May 2012, pg 97
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
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