She has this habit of playing fetch with Feline Pine Pellets. She'll bring one to me and I'll flick it off the futon. This goes on for hours. Last night I'm watching this program about Everest and getting a little annoyed by this interruption.

Here she comes, front feet up on the futon waiting for me to put my hand out. I do. Only this time, it wasn't a Feline Pellet. It was a BUG!!!!!! A very BIG bug with lots of legs. She got it from it crawling on the screen. I could feel the hair on my neck stand up, I was so creeped out by it.

That'll teach me to look whenever puts something in my hands. *shivers with eeeeewwwwwkeeeeness"*