Gorgeeus Clucker!
Dearest Clucker, what a gorgeous fellow you are indeed! You're such a handsome Maine-Coon-mix guy, with that fluffy, colorful tabby-pattern and white fur that looks so soft, and that sweet face with the cute two-tone nose and those lovely big eyes. You are quite the big boy there in that great photo, and thank you for sharing it with us. All the more to love, says my sweet orange-tabby girl Sparkler! I wish I could reach through the screen and over to South Jersey, NJ to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You joined your family some ten years ago when you were just one year old, and since then you've been the sweetest cat that's ever lived! You don't get into territorial disputes with other cats, and the only hunting you do is when mice are stealing bits of dry food from your feeding area. Your dear Purrrsons say you're not fat, you're just big-boned. That seemed to happen one weekend while they were away, and when they returned, they found you'd eaten three pounds of dry food from the self-feeder! Ever since then, your weight had stayed about the same (and I hope your vet is keeping tabs on your weight). You and your Purrrsons all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Clucker, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrsons and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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