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Thread: LOL i got this in a e-mail its too funny

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    LOL i got this in a e-mail its too funny

    I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"


    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"


    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, "NO!"

    I was just bursting with pride for them.

    Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"


    A five-year-old boy shouted out,

    "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

    .................................................. ........................................


    i'm still laughing its too cute.

    marylyn





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    LOL! That's so funny!
    - - Tiffany && Blueberry - -

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    soooo cute. Kids are the best comedians.

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    Too funny and cute!

    Thanks for sharing.

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    I think little ones are the greatest. That was so cute, Marylyn!!

    Thats one reason I always loved working with the little ones at school. They could do and say some of the cutest things.

    Willie

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    lol!

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    LOL , very funny, thanks!
    Nancy



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    LMAO! That was good! Thanks!

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