Dearest little Lincoln, what an adorable, beautiful young Panda Sable Ferret you are, and what a touching story of rescue your dear person has to tell! You were living in horrific circumstances in that awful cage at the hands of some sub-human creep. We're so glad you were rescued and brought home by your dear Furrrever person! She/he nursed you back to health and has been taking wonderful care of you, showering you with the love you have deserved all along. Now you are the happiest, healthiest ferret baby going! You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a delightful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Lincoln, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, perhaps another game with your moo moo sock and then some chicken!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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