If every day is a gift, the ones these people had were nicely-wrapped boxes shot from cannons that whizzed by their heads. If you’ve come any closer to dying than these people, you’re a lousy liar or some sort of one-upping ghost.
Oblivious12
It's more dangerous to ride in the passenger's side of a car for a reason. This isn't it.
Bigfloppy
HeroinHorse
WHALE-P, time to go home.
Bertons
Whoa.
Knotritenaou
seanjohn
"On second thought, maybe I will walk to work."
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mhedlund
"See? Told you this ad wasn't wasn't too on the nose."
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