You know it's going to be a bad day when...

[sumbirdy]

- You wake up face down on the pavement.

- You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.

- You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city.

- Your bar of Ivory soap sinks.

- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

- The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

- Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

- You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your outer office.

[lizbud]

I like this one. Sounds like California.

"You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city. "

[Cincy'sMom]

I like this one. Sounds like California.

"You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city. "

Or Florida....

Personally, I know it will be a bad day when I poor my coffee mug at home and leave it a. on the counter, or b. in my car (yes, I could walk back out to the parking lot and get it, but somedays, that is a 1/4 mile from my desk!)

[joycenalex]

i've gotten out of my car at work and placed a perfect mug nearly full of coffee, enough to sustain me against the evil fortunes i know that are coming towards once i punch in, and then had that mug slide off the car into an ankle deep puddle. i shoulda gone back home, g*d was telling me something.....

[sumbirdy]

Here's some more:

- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.

- Your pet rock snaps at you.

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

- Your income tax refund check bounces.

- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.