Originally Posted by
RICHARD
For who the Toll Roads?
Driving a new rental truck with no license plates and not the exact change,
we exited the toll road and came to the off ramp
with the obligartory signage that tells us that there is a
141 dollar fine
for exiting the road without paying the 1.40 dollar toll!
Didn't your Mommy ever tell ya to FINISH a Tail once you start TELLIN it!??
Soooooooooo ...
* Are you writing from the comforts of JAIL?
* Pickin up trash along said Toll Road till you work off $141 + "Costs"?
* Confined to the Pillory beside the "$141 Fine Sign" for another two daze?
* Still leading a dozen CHP Cars in a wild chase down the back roads?
* Or did you put on your "Poor Folk" face and pan-handle the $1.40?
Been There - Dun That!
Ever try to JAM a dollar bill into an "Exact Change" Hopper??
Lights Flash ~ Horns *HONK* ~ Sirens Sound ~ Cop *LAFFED* his butt off!
Now ... FINISH the Tail!
/s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi
R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy
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