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  1. 04-10-2007, 04:24 PM #1
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    Singles ad...

    I don't know if this is true or not ... But it gave me a laugh!

    SINGLE FEMALE

    Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

    I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

    Call (***)***-**** and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


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  2. 04-10-2007, 04:39 PM #2
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    Singles ad...

    This is a good one.. I think I have heard this before.. It made my day.. too cute/still chuckling..

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  3. 04-10-2007, 05:16 PM #3
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    Ha ha, good one!
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  4. 04-10-2007, 05:24 PM #4
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    LOL! Let's hope the black Labrador retriever found a loving home.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.

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  5. 04-10-2007, 05:29 PM #5
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    Hahahahaha....that is very good
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  6. 04-10-2007, 10:44 PM #6
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  7. 04-11-2007, 10:38 AM #7
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    That is so good!
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  8. 04-11-2007, 02:34 PM #8
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    I've seen that before and think it's so funny. Snopes couldn't say whether it had been used or not, though.
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/nonsense/sbf.htm

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  9. 04-12-2007, 07:26 PM #9
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    i have heard of this one before too......

    but i still love it just as much as the first time.......so cute......




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