Delightful Dimitri!
Dearest Dimitri Makar, what a gorgeous fluffball you are! You're so handsome, with that sleek, glossy medium-length ebony fur that looks so very soft and your Purrrson says feels like silk. You have the sweetest face, with those perky ears with long ear-hairs, and those long, LOOOOOONNG curving whiskers, and those lovely big golden eyes. I wish I could reach through the screen and over to Tama, Iowa to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson will pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You're a total love-bug. You and your dear Purrrson adopted each other when you were a kitten, and you're his/her first male kitty. She/he thought at first that you were a "she" and was thinking of taking you back. You convinced him/her, with a gaze and a meow, to let you stay. You serve as backup alarm clock, waking your Purrrson with face-licks if he/she oversleeps. You're very persistent with this task. And you're quite good at not getting her/him up on the weekends. You do forget sometimes, but you're just too sweet to get mad at! You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Dimitri, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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